Which type of ladies man would you rather be?

Lets say you can go back in time and you had to choose one.....which one would you be?

The tycoon/mogul:

pros:

You're super rich. you have the highest social status. when you're on a first date and a woman asks "where are we going?" You can say, "I feel like sushi tonight, lets go to Japan."

cons:
You're most likely old and unattractive. You need a team of lawyers just to get married. Deep down, you know she's only with you for your money......


The Jock:
pros:
You're a superstar. The envy of most men and you're pretty wealthy so you're options are pretty limitless. You once scored 4td's in 1 game.

cons:
you can't go sexting hot reporters your junk without your wife finding out. Constantly under scrutiny. Probably have to spend more time in your life working out than having sex.
One torn ACL and you're backing up some dude in the CFL.


The rockstar:
pros: You're not really expected to settle down...ever. You have a different woman (or 8) every city you're in. You play music for a living.

cons:
STDs.....and ones that are probably named after you. The type of women that are into you are mainly skanks. You'll probably end up broke and hanging out with MC Hammer in the near future.



The playa:
pros:

The women attracted to these types are pretty insecure and gullible. You talk a good game but the ladies are just another notch on your belt.

cons:

You have to act and dress like a retard. You "like" everything a female says on the facebook.


The playboy/double agent:

pros:
You live a life of adventure, the government funds your activities, and you attract exotic women who speak multiple languages.

cons:
The next woman you sleep with could be the one that slips you a drug and leaves you in some ridiculous contraption that her russian boss wants to torture you with until you spill the beans about some weapon technology your country has obtained.

The pimp:
pros:
You have a handful of girls that do what you tell them to and fund your lifestyle.

cons:
You have live with and manage a large group of females. you think living with 1 woman is bad, try living with 6.


The heroic loner:
pros:

You're a quiet, sensitive, bad ass. You could beat the shit out of any man, or group of men, and come out without a scratch on you. Nomadic in nature, no one woman can tie you down. You're a loner Dottie, a rebel.

cons:
You don't look for trouble, but trouble seems to find you. Sometimes you just want to relax and enjoy your beer, but because you saved your girlfriend previously from her violent ex boyfriend, you're expected to stick up for her every time she catches some poor guy staring at her boobs. Probably why you end up leaving town so many times.


the poet/artist/musician/emo/goth:



pros:
You're kind of creative....well not really. Women don't annoy you as much because you understand them. The women you're with are motherly and don't expect you to provide for them. According to the picture above...it's true.

cons:
You're a crier, who in reality is a bag boy @ Acme while blogging about your feelings.

the sheen:



pros:

You're a nut, fueled by crack and energy drinks, high on just being yourself. You made it to the top and don't give a fuck if people disapprove of how you spend your time there. Who needs a wife, when you can have 2 (3?) porn stars hanging out at all hours. Also who needs 1.8 million an episode?

cons:
You've probably spent more on hookers than most will earn in their lifetime. There's only so much coke you can do in a day.