friday meme

this is the net noob meme, basically picture a guy that is brand new to the internet. he doesnt get any jokes and thinks everything is for real.

The Fit is not go

(Note: this video is nothing like what happened, I merely hit the back end against a median, although it was at 55 MPH)
They said my car is done for. They ain't gonna fix it cause the frame is bent or some junk. Anyway, they're giving me $13,500 towards another car. What i'm gonna get? Probably gonna get something bigger than a compact, like an SUV or something. What's the recommendations?

Gears 3

Stu and I have been playing through gears 3, occasionally these memes pop into my head

Jon Jones

After this weekend the LHW division should be scared. I haven't seen Rampage look that scared / hurt since his fight in Japan with Wanderlei in 2004. Jones is also the first guy to submit Jackson since Saku (2001.) Rashad Evans thinks he has a chance but will be knocked out in the 2nd asking Herb Dean "Is this real life?"

Also Mike brought up an interesting point. Kids 24....he'll fill out eventually and move to HW.

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UFC 135

"Jon Jones only known weakness."

Is anyone else pumped for this?
All I know is that I'm ready for some Black on Black crime and Big Chris commentary.


Jones vs Rampage
This fight will be a war. Jones will hit Rampage with every type of strike you can think of while Rampage will be going for the KO quick and early. Winner gets to defend the title against Rashad Evans.

Why Jones will win? Striking, Wrestling, Ground and Pound, Cardio.
Jones has the longest reach in the UFC, his wrestling is probably the best @ LHW, and he could go 5 rounds if needed.

Why Jones wont win? Hasn't been tested.
Shogun was his biggest test...but that was an "out of shape I'm coming back from 2 knee surgeries bro" Shogun. If Shogun was in shape for that fight & Jones dominated him, I would have easily said "Jones will walk right through Rampage."

Why Rampage will win? Power Punching, Experience, Durability
Honestly it could be 1 punch and lights out for Jones if he gets hit with a big punch. Also it's very tough to KO Rampage, & he's fought the best of the best in the sport.


Why Rampage won't win? Leg Kicks, 1 Dimensional.
Even though Jones has chicken legs, Rampage for some reason can't stand leg kicks. Forrest used them to wear down Rampage and Evans used them to set up the takedowns. Over the years instead of using what worked in Pride FC & the earlier UFC's, Rampage uses mostly his striking and not his wrestling to win fights. Evans took him down repeatedly and it cost Rampage the fight.

Who wins? Jones by whatever he wants.
This is a fight where you shouldn't blink, go to the bathroom, or fall asleep.


Other Matches
Matt Hughes vs Josh Koscheck - Hughes by Farmaconda
I'm kidding. Unless K1 Matt Hughes Shows up, Koscheck should win this pretty easily.

"K1 Hughes"

What sucks is that I would like too see Hughes win because I hate Koscheck.

"Farmaconda Choke"

Nate Diaz vs Gomi - No Contest
Nate fails drug test after fight.....I'm just trollin....it could happen though.
If Gomi wants to win this, he has to keep it on his feet. He'll be submitted if he takes it to the ground. Nate by Double Middle Fingers Submission.

Hunt vs Rothwell - Rothwell will take Hunt down and hugs him for 3 rounds.
In Bizarro world, Hunt KO's Rothwell.....hard.

Browne vs Broughton - Browne KO'ed Stefan Struve with a superman punch. He should win by KO again.

Spike Prelim fight
Tony Ferguson vs Aaron Riley - Ferguson by TKO

friday meme

last weeks meme didnt get a lot of comments, so i figure everyone is busy or doesnt really like pokemon. i am prepared to redeem myself with todays meme

Troll quotes
for those of you that dont know, Trolling is when you purposely do something stupid or wrong to get someone else upset. these are quotes that are obviously wrong, so please dont comment that gandeto (thats gandalf and magento) never said may the force be with you. also if you have any others that are great, please post them. I feel like the best ones are when the characters switch are related in some way. for example, swapping vanilla ice for eminem, both white rappers.

I had to add a few