late-ass meme: sfw porn

our internet has been basically broken at work all week, so i didnt get a chance to post anything.
i've been wanting to post these ones for a while, this is porn that has been made safe for work. however, you may not want to look at these pics at work as you can easily tell that something doesnt look quite right in the pictures.

Ace Power

From Korea, for those who like to ride the horse in front of TV and in home comfort of their own space. For all family member, this home mechanical equestrian system will meet for all the family need. It help device to fitness you up! And reach the health goal! Live longer for now! Be your Ace Power!!
 

auchentoshan distillery tour

Greg let me do a special guest post on his blog about one of the whisky tours i went on in Scotland.
his blog is here if you're interested
http://urbangrain.blogspot.com/

Wow

I know it's kind of blog overload today, but I had to post this.

You like fast women?

Star Wars Quiz Official Answers

Alright you guys did pretty good on the quiz. I'm gonna give you my answers and explanations.

Question 1)    More than one person says, “It’s a trap!” Can you name them both?





Answer 1)    Admiral Ackbar, Ep. VI. Princess Leia, Ep. V, warning Luke on Cloud City.

Question 2)    In what episode do the most children die?

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Answer 2)    If you put Episode III, you were wrong. Yeah, Anakin kills some younglings on Coruscant, but how many. Maybe 100 if you want to really overestimate. In Episode IV, when Alderaan is destroyed, every kid is killed. So I’m gonna have to say that more kids are killed in Episode IV.

Question 3)    Can you name 4 times when a lightsaber is handled by a non force conscious person?



Answer 3) I can think of 6, although if you have a loose definition of force conscious, then I can only think of 4.

1 - R2D2 in Ep. VI, (shoots lightsaber to Luke) – though it’s debatable whether he’s force conscious



2 - General Grievous- obviously

3 - Imperial Officer on Endor, Ep. VI, hands lightsaber to Darth Vader, “We was armed, only with this.”

4 – Han Solo, Ep. V, cutting open a tauntaun. “And I thought they smelled bad….. on the outside.” (I don't know if Han is force conscious, but he's pretty close, he does know some maneuvers).





5 – Commander Cody hands Obi Wan his lightsaber after it’s been dropped during a giant lizard ride. Ep. III



6 – Battle Droid hands General Grievous the lightsabers of Obi Wan and Anakin after they’ve been captured. Says, “’You’re welcome” when Grievous snatches them.

4)    **Spoiler Alert ** - Which  one of Anakin’s arms are cut off first?



4)    Right arm, by Count Dooku, Ep. II. I was gonna ask which one of his legs were cut off first, but I wasn't even sure the answer to that question. I guess his left, since Obi Wan came down his left side and around.


5)    Why didn’t Darth Vader ask Han Solo any questions during his torture in Cloud City?

 
5)    Darth Vader knew Luke would sense Han’s pain, and come to Cloud City.


6)    What is the Emperor’s home planet?



6)    Although it could be argued that he wasn’t born there, Senator Palpatine is from Naboo. He also starts his entire plan of taking control of the Old Republic by getting the Trade Federation to blockade Naboo. He probably chose Naboo because he was familiar with it and knew how it would react.

FRIDAY MEME: immature high schoolers

after playing black ops with bowler monkey the past couple days, i thought i should finally post this one

Star Wars: Call Me Maybe

Star Wars Quiz

Star wars quiz

I’ve seen so many Star Wars quizzes where none of the answers to the questions can be found in the movies. For example, What is the name of the Rebel Blockade Runner that Princess Leia is captured by Darth Vader in during Episode IV? The answer is the Tantive IV, but you would never know that from watching the movie alone.  I wanted to make a quiz where all the questions were straight from the movie. I purposely made some of them tricky, so don't be mad if you get one wrong. And no asking for another shot at the title if you miss a spinning backfist and get tko’d.

You don’t have to post your answers if you don’t want to, but do post saying you have answered them all so I know when it's safe to post the answers. You can cheat and look up the answers on the internet, but the only person you’re cheating is yourself, and George Lucas.



1)      More than one person says, “It’s a trap!” Can you name them both?






2)      In what episode do the most children die?





3)      Can you name 4 times when a lightsaber is handled by a non force conscious person?






4)      **Spoiler Alert ** - Which  one of Anakin’s arms are cut off first?







5)      Why didn’t Darth Vader ask Han Solo any questions during his torture in Cloud City?








6)      What is the Emperor’s home planet?