Scorekeeper for Hockey game was a HOMO

I called him every possible name I could, he basically was dressed exactly like the guy in this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvpKouRTCx0&feature=player_embedded


What we needed to fix this was a little Mr.T

MMA Report - UFC 127

This weekend UFC 127.
What I said
B.J. Penn vs. Jon Fitch - BJ Penn by Submission
What Really Happened - Majority Draw

For 2 rounds, BJ controlled Fitch, had a few submission attempts, and almost finished it in the 2nd, then did what he always does best. Gassed. The 3rd round was all Fitch, and hit him with over 100 shots while BJ laid there and took it. Definitley a 10-8 round. If BJ defended, got up, or tried for sub attempts, it would have been a 10-9 and BJ would have won by Split decision. I'll give him this though, he almost finished Fitch and no one in the UFC had ever come close. (GSP's ass beating for 5 rounds doesn't count.)

Next up for both - Probably a rematch.
Penn needs to work on his cardio.



Bisping vs Rivera
What I said - Michael Bisping vs. Jorge Rivera - Bisping by Submission
What really happened - Bisping by TKO

I didn't think he had it in him to TKO Rivera though wouldn't have happened if he didn't throw an illegal knee that dropped Rivera (which I'm suprised didn't KO him.) Rivera was out of it after that, but kept going. After the match, Bisping, being the gentleman he is, spit @ Rivera's corner and said to Rivera "Go Home Loser."

Next up for Rivera - Undercards on ION TV
Next up for Bisping - I'm hoping Chael Sonnen doesn't go to prison because that's a fight I'd like to see. Trash talking would be epic.

What I said - Tie Quan Zhang vs. Jason Reinhardt - Zhang by Guillotine
What really happened - It happened



Tie Quan Zhang is the best fighter to come out of China since Jackie Chan. But no for real, he is actually a pretty good prospect with a great submission game. People are going to start defending the choke, so I'm wondering how good his all around game is?

Next up for Tie Quan Zhang - I say another undercard fight but on Spike.
Next up for Reinhardt - Gladiator Fighting Championships


What I said - Mark Hunt vs. Chris Tuchscherer - Hunt by KO
What happened - It happened



Mark Hunt has no ground game. Mark Hunt is built like a plumber. Mark Hunt hits like a truck. Don't stand with Mark Hunt or this happens. (Not a photoshop)

Next up for Hunt - Someone without a ground game.
Next up for Tuchscherer - Strikeforce or Bellator.


Robbery of the year - Nick Ring over Riki Fukuda
Nick Ring was manhandled for 3 rounds. Fukuda had better wrestling, striking, and submission attempts. He didn't lay and pray, he tried to finish the fight.
Nick Ring slept with the judges. It wasn't a Cecil People's decision either.
Dana White gave Fukuda his "win" bonus which I think was pretty classy though having a loss to Nick Ring on your resume stings.


Other fights
What I said - George Sotiropoulos vs. Dennis Siver - Sotiropoulos by Submission
What really happened - Siver by Decision

What I said - Chris Lytle vs. Brian Ebersole - Lytle by TKO
What really happened - Ebersole by Decision

What I said - Kyle Noke vs. Chris Camozzi - Why is this on the main card? Noke by UD
What really happened - Noke by submission

Theme for next week?

Last week was all about Star Wars.
What about this week?

Edit - We are doing Arnold Movies.
Feel free to change the header whenever.

lazy at work/rock meme

i was thinking we should maybe start up friday meme day.  post your fav internet meme of the week, or make your own.

MMA Discussion 02-25-2011

This weekend UFC 127.
B.J. Penn vs. Jon Fitch - BJ Penn by Submission
I know right now BJ Penn is an underdog. But BJ does better with guys that are his speed. GSP used his power and speed to tire BJ out. Frankie Edgar beat BJ using speed and elusiveness. Fitch does not have that speed and is not elusive...he is going to be fighting @ BJ's pace.

What Fitch does have is Josh Koscheck type wrestling, they train together which means they will probably put all of us to sleep. His takedowns are good against someone who doesn't have any takedown defense, though his striking is mediocre at best. He's basically a Jake Shields clone. Awesome right?

Why BJ Penn will win.
BJ has a great sprawl, and flexibility to get back up if taken down by Fitch. His striking is 50 times better than Fitch, and his ground game is light years beyond Fitch's dry humping style.
If BJ doesn't KO (TKO) him in the first round, look for a 2nd round submission.



Michael Bisping vs. Jorge Rivera - Bisping by Submission
I don't really care for either of these fighters, but there has been tons of trash talking and Rivera doesn't have the type of skill that Bisping has. Bisping is a gatekeeper, & Rivera should be fighting in Strikeforce. Plus I rather have Bisping win so Anderson Silva could do this to him in the future.



Other fights
George Sotiropoulos vs. Dennis Siver - Sotiropoulos by Submission
Chris Lytle vs. Brian Ebersole - Lytle by TKO
Kyle Noke vs. Chris Camozzi - Why is this on the main card? Noke by UD

Prelim matches they could show but won't know if they will:
Ross Pearson vs. Spencer Fisher - Fisher by Decision
Tie Quan Zhang vs. Jason Reinhardt - Zhang by Guillotine
Mark Hunt vs. Chris Tuchscherer - Hunt by KO

TOP 5 JACKIE CHAN / JET LI

I was thinking about this yesterday, what are the best jackie chan movies, and then I was thinking that if i was gonna do jackie chan i must as well do jet li.
heres the list, keep in my mind, i havent seen all of these guys older movies, but i think i've seen most.

JACKIE CHAN

5. 1ST STRIKE

4. RUMBLE IN THE BRONX (danny: my cushion!)

3. RUSH HOUR

2. SHANGHAI NOON

1. WHO AM I

honorable mention: operation condor, also i didnt put forbidden kingdom on jackie chans list because his character wasnt as cool as jet li's monkey king.

5. FORBIDDEN KINGDOM

4. ROMEO MUST DIE

3. THE ONE

2. BLACK MASK

1. FIST OF LEGEND

honorable mention: fearless, war (i dont think i've seen this movie all the way through, but it has jason statham so its gotta be awesome)

side note: i was considering putting expendables for jet li, but he loses fights in it and doesnt have a big role. although it would be randy coutures #1 best movie

LOL

dude i almost choked when i opened the page this morning
ewoks, an entire empire brought to its knees by small furry creatures

Bellator fights every Saturday night

MTV2 is gonna have bellator fights every Saturday night. This could be kinda cool. I just hope it comes on earlier than UFC. Bellators fighters are pretty much all ufc rejects.

http://www.bellator.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=23600&ATCLID=205054922

TOP 5 Games

I've been thinking about putting together a list of the greatest games i've played, i think we've all debated it at some point.  i decided to make a list of top 5 games of all time, but then i decided to separate them by multiplayer or single player type games because they offer a different experience.  i based the games on fun, innovation, replay value, and thinkability (this is a category i just made up and i'm sure there is a better word for it, but essentially it means how much do you think about going home and playing a game or thinking about how you are going to plan out your character or mission)
side note: this list is probably missing some stuff or has some games listed very highly because i remember it being great at the time.  also i made it in about 5 minutes while eating lunch.

TOP 5 (single player)
5.  Resident evil 2
4. Final Fantasy 7
3. Megaman 2
2. Skies of Arcadia
1. Fallout 3

TOP 5 (multiplayer)
5.  007 Goldeneye
4.  COD (all the ones from mod war to blackops, they are basically the same game when it comes to mp)
3.  Borderlands
2. NFL 2k4
1. Monster Hunter

i'd be interested to see your guys lists as well, or top 5 in another category. like top 5 friday the 13th movies, top 5 dumps taken at work, whatever you got

Jedi Mind Tricks at work.

Weekly meetings are always my favorite. Different townships come here, they talk, they laugh and I surf the internet. They give me a list of things to do and 99% of the time I do them in 1 day.

For the last month I've been creating a new stored procedure @ work to take care of the monthly updates for a certain township in our Main Application. Shit is so cash. ON the test database it worked, and I knew that this would be a hit @ the meeting and eventually all townships would want to go this route (It saves them money.) Well at the last second the township asked for something that would change my program though it wouldn't hurt anything. I created a backup (I always do this) right before I made the major change and threw in the update on the production database.

So while trying to get the projector up, I ran the update on my laptop and noticed instead of updating just 394 records.....I updated over 300000. I forget to end my update statement using the township id. I was sweating like it was Saturday night all over again and I didn't know what to do (Rollback statement wasn't working.) I knew I could run the backup though the tape was in my office, server room is downstairs, on the other side of the building and they would ask 1000 questions if I wasn't in the room for 15 minutes.

So I pretended to call Ryan (our tech) because the projector wasn't working (I unplugged it) and called a local bakery and asked for my usual times 20. "I'm not playing around....hurry" I said.

Ok......so I fix the change in my procedure, while I'm giving the speech in front of the room, and then I get a phone call saying that I have a delivery. I tell them to place it in the kitchen and keep talking. I say to the room "In a few short moments I will be showing you the new procedure on how to run invoices and the improvements but first would the room like some doughnuts and coffee?" While saying this I waved two fingers in front of the room.

They all got up, smiled, and ran out of the conference room. My boss was so confused....he just looked @ me with the "WTF did you just do to the room?"

During this time I ran to my office, grabbed the tape, ran down the stairs to the server room, started the backup, ran upstairs to see where everyone was @, and repeated this process 7 times. I noticed the backup was completed, replaced the tape, ran upstairs, ran the update and my program (which worked), plugged in the projector, and sat back down while the last 2 people came back in the conference room. Total time...13 minutes 56 seconds.

After the meeting my boss wanted to talk to me. Though the only thing he said was

Boss -"Did you just pull a jedi mind trick because you needed more time?"
Me - "Yes."
Boss - "That was probably the smartest move in the history of this place."

Epic Win.

SHEETZ RUN???!!

When I went on Sunday I got cheesesteak, double the meat, cheddar and nacho cheeses, bacon, pepperoni, BBQ sauce and Honey Mustard... BANGIN!!!

Star Wars Question?

Lets say the storm troopers were zombies.......do you think things would have ended differently? Comments....Opinions. LOL Like

Brad....... Think about it........

Monster Hunter

I don't know if this will get us another monster hunter game, but it's worth a shot.

http://www.capcom-unity.com/monster_hunter/go/survey/viewer/2018

Some of the questions are about what you would add to an existing monster hunter game and what platform you want to see it on.

found someone you have

the top logo of the blog is something i think we'll probably change every day like on google.  so feel free to change it whenever.  it looks like gerry has a good one going.
elbow his eye socket, you will
choke or do not choke, there is no decision

Facebook special needs

Looks like Lamar went to the same place as Gerry for vacation. Maybe the ghetto section is called the dommanican

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's Poker Face
Chuck Norris CAN BBQ under water
Bruce Lee killed himself upon knowing he would be fighting Chuck Norris in his next film
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Chuck Norris drives Optimus Prime to work.
Chuck Norris can put a silencer on a landmine
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't that stupid to attack him.

zombie-slasher/action-RPG

this game looks cool
http://www.gameinformer.com/games/dead_island/b/xbox360/archive/2011/02/17/preview.aspx

sounds a lot like dead rising, mostly melee with whatever weapon you pick up, except.... MULTIPLAYER.  like 4 person coop that might actually work and not kick you out of the game everytime you tried to save like in dead rising 2.
coming out 4th quarter 2011

ghost dad sighting?

that party was crazy, i ate some lobster thing with tentacles and those beef kabobs were great. i also ate like 4 pieces of cake.
also we were running late and forgot gerrys present at mikes house.

look carefully at this pic and you can see ghost bill helping his kid perform a magic trick at school

Off the Chain Weekend

This weekend was the jaun. Didn't realize the amount of food that Russian people have at parties. Also I was on fire at both football and indoor soccer. I think the red bulls carried me all the way to sunday night, cause nothing else would explain it. I definately reached critical drunkeness level and somehow managed not to chaw.

Alcohol for tomorrow

12 Bottles of Grey Goose (750 ml)
1 Case of Corona
1 Case of Heineken
4 Bottles of Martell Cognac
2 Bottles of Patron


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admin priviledges

i just gave you guys all admin priviledges so you can change design stuff on the blog if you want.  i suck at photoshop and was unable to make any kind of cool logo.  i tried puting out pic up on the main thing in a fancy kind of way.  it looks like if predator was looking at us so its kind of cool. but not great, so change it if you want.

50 movies every guy should see

whats your top 3 from the list in the link below

it was a tough choice, i wanted to put blade in there or maybe hot fuzz.

also i've recently really gotten into big lebowski (which is 2nd row, 3rd column if you didnt know) i know people said its great, it actually is great.


http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=328876&id=235374096741&saved

Games that Sounded Great but are Junk

Fable... There is not one game that will get put on this list that will even come close to sucking as much as Fable. Terrible gameplay, terrible co-op, shortest RPG ever, just terrible

Quest 64 for N64, I had forgotten the name, Mike remembered. Anyway Brad, Mike, and I played it, but that game sucked pretty hard, I don't think they even attempted to come out with another RPG for that system after that. Although it was definately better then Fable.

Red Dead Redemption.. The idea was there, Co-op was cool but it got boring in a hurry, too repetitive, no way it should have gotten a 10

Sayings and their rebuttals

For some reason i've compiled a list of ways to refute some well known sayings. Most of them I just stole from other sources, but if you get a chance to use one of these, you'll shut someone up quickly.

The early bird gets the worm.
     But the second mouse gets the cheese.

You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
     But who's trying to catch flies?

John Deere, runs like a deer.
     Smells like a john.

Curiosity killed the cat.
     But satisfaction brought him back.

There's no I in team.
     but there's an M and an E.
     Then who's on the team?
     That's why I prefer to be called a Unit.

It's all fun and games until someone loses and eye.
     then it's just fun you can't see.

Two wrongs don't make a right
     but they make a good excuse.

MMA Discussion 02-18-2011

A few years ago I witnessed Kyle Maynard, an amateur mixed martial artist born with congenital amputation of the forearms and lower legs fight in his debut.
Though the fight went exactly how I thought it would go (with his opponent avoiding the takedown) I wondered what was next for the world of MMA?


This weekend, Tachi Palace Fights gets to witness a man who claims he is the "white version of Rampage." This man is Tyler "Hulk Hands" Freeland. At a record of 16-4 (amateur) he's making his pro debut at 145 Pounds......and he's 4'11.

Basically it goes like this...Tyler has dwarfism. His high school wrestling record was 38-4, and in 1999 he was the Idaho freestyle state champ. Right now he walks around @ 160, though is going to try and make the Bantamweight (135) so he could fight guys his size (even though Miguel Torres is 5'9.) If I were him, I'd lose some muscle and make it to 125. Even though he'd fight some guys who were a few inches taller than him (in any weight division this is going to happen), I guarantee he'd be way more powerful. Also fighting a guy that short is not fun whatsoever, they can change levels in their wrestling game in a split second. Also I've never tried an armbar or a leg lock against a person who was a foot shorter than me....so I don't know how that will all work out for his opponent.

Pretty interesting right before I posted this....I checked out his amateur record, and he's lost 4 times via triangle choke....and once to the guy who he's fighting tonight. Could be interesting.

Oblivion Guide

Character Creation

Alright here we go. For leveling understand these statements, although they may be confusing.

Your 7 major skills are the only things that count toward your overall leveling up.

All 21 skills reflect the kind of bonuses that you can put into strength, agility, intelligence, etc. Ex, use your blade a lot and you may have a +2,3,4 or 5 next to strength when you level up.

Always pick the stuff that gives you the biggest + unless its something you know you want to get up. Ex agility, intelligence, wisdom might all have +3’s and Strength has a plus 2 well pick strength since you know you are gonna use that more. Never pick anything that is only gonna give you +1 that is just dumb.

There are 3 skills that are taken into consideration for each of the 7 stats.

Ex: Blade, Blunt and hand to hand are all associated with Strength.

At the same time you aren’t going to make all those major skills cause you are only going to primarily use one of them.

All skills have bonuses, no matter if they are major or minor.

Ex journeyman of heavy armor encumbers 50% less weight. Everything goes by Novice, Apprentice, Journeyman, Expert, Master.

Useful spells (Shit I use most)

I thought I was going to be a straight up wizard, but I have come to liking a mix of spells and run in and slash your face off.

Your unlock spells: (Alteration): From Open very easy to Open Hard these spells are key(Literally), Once you have the hard one it’s the only one you need, you can buy any spell that is for sale as long as you have enough money, but you have to be the correct level to use it. This is a spell that can be continually cast on any door or chest this is locked or unlocked and will continue to level up.

Protect: (Alteration): Gives you a extra percentage of shield for defense for a certain amount of time. The best being 50% for 60 sec, name is Aegis. But get one as soon as you can and use it before and during all fights, trust me it helps.

Ease burden: (Alteration): Helps you carry more for a certain amount of time also makes you a bit fast. Great for when you are picking up shit in dungeons and its too heavy, this give you a little more. But them when you see them as you can use them, there are one for each skill level.

Sea Stride: (Alteration): Water Walking… Enough said there is only one

Water Breathing: (Alteration): Breathe Under water.. Duh

Bound Gauntlets: (Conjuration): Buy this to call on yourself over and over unless you pick Conjuration as one of your major skills in which case you start with summon skeleton, continually cast anywhere to level up as it will not attack unless someone is attacking you.

Summon Daedroth: (Conjuration): He works well, basically I started with the skeleton and played a lot of defense as he beat on people, when you can buy higher ones just buy the highest that the guy has. I felt Daedroth Attacks really well when you are high enough, then I bought later Xivilai.

Destruction spells suck cause there are none that you can call on yourself to help level up, so do not pick this as a major skill!!!!!! They are good if you have an enchanted weapon with lets say fire, buy a Weakness to fire spell and cast it then pound them easily with your fire sword.

Illusion has invisibility spells and chameleon spells that help you hide and stuff, not great for melee characters but they are fun. Also just get any low level charm spell and you can continually cast these on towns people over and over to level up. There are some paralyze spells that I’m working on now on getting which would be a huge advantage for melee characters, cause they’ll fall to the ground and you can just pound on them. The lowest level for that is journeyman and its for 3 secs, the best being a master and it lasts for 10.

Mysticism has soul trap and that is really the only thing I use from there. It traps souls in your soul gems which can be used to repower your enchanted weapons and what not.

Just get minor life detection to continually cast so you can level up to get the soul trap spells.

Restoration is your healing spells. I just realized there is a fortify fatigue spell that is low level that you can cast on yourself over and over to help get this up. Urgh, would have gotten that thing immediately. So get it and cast away so you can get your level up to be able to use stronger heal spells. The heal spells don’t count toward your level unless you are actually hurt. So get that fortify fatigue spell and cast away!! Cure disease is also key when you are high enough to use it. Get that cause you start running into diseases that stop your magic from coming back, which SuckS!!!!!!!! Also get fortify luck, that way when you cast that and you use lock picks on very hard locks, you can actually get it to work after a few tries. It definitely helps!!!!!

So that’s that on spells also I recommend on getting anything you think you will like obviously.

Alright some tips: Soul gems, keep at all time, never sell, these are the main way to recharge your magical items. For someone to do it, it literally costs a ridiculous amount of money.

Join the guilds! Find the mage guild and fighters guild and do those quests. They unlock achievements and they pay, also you can find a lot of stuff the place you go to sell and they will give you items to use upon completion of certain quests. Dark brotherhood will only become available when you murder a nonplayable character for no reason. Then they will come to you after you wake up. I recommend doing the thieves guild last, its just easier that way.

Staffs are pretty much useless I haven’t found a need for them I generally sell them if I get one, they don’t count toward any of your skills or anything so they aren’t helping much.

If you chose a 2 handed weapon, and you come across a shield, you can still equip it, you wont use it but if it has any kind of enchantment it still counts!!!!!!!

Take time to cast your shit that you can cast as you are walking around or like I did when I had the unlock spell if I was walking towards a door in the town I was casting non stop.

Horses are fucking useless and the controls are terrible, you can fast jump everywhere that you find and you can immediately fast jump to any town.

I generally find the guy that has a lot of money that he can spend and sell my shit to him over and over.

I guess that’s it, I’m online a lot so any questions ask me. I’m sure there are plenty of things I left out, oh and don’t be afraid to save.

Things chicks have texted me (NO BS)

I want your junk in my mouth.
I want you to slap me in the face with it. (I was eating lunch at work when i got this and damn near choked to death.)
I'm addicted to your perfect penis.
I want you to bang me all night long.
I want you to pull my hair and spank my ass.
I want you to finger me and make me taste it.
I am going to ravish your balls when I see you.
Just leave it in I love it. ( Had Will after that one)


I could probably go on

Greatest Team Ever Assembled??!?!?!

Yes we are.
(Brad, Mike, Bill, Gerry)
We're going to have to recreate this picture on Saturday. I think Bill and I are planning on wearing the exact same thing as last time. My shirt is going to be less shiny though.

off the top of your head game guides

Brad invented giving a short writeup on a game when he first lent me fallout 3. It was great cause it answered questions that I wouldn't have been able to answer until probably my 2nd playthrough. So I thought, any quick tips on a game that someone else might play would be nice. I've had these tips in my head for a while and just thought I would write them even if nobody uses it. I just wrote this from memory to see how much I could remember. Go ahead and write your own if you think someone can learn from your experience. mine is probably too long, but that's what happens when you beat a game more than 10 times.

RE4 General tips

If you are not using a guide, buy the treasure maps, they will definitely point out treasures you missed. Obviously combine treasures if possible before selling. They’re worth more combined than separate.

Reload takes no time in the inventory screen.

Be efficient in killing. Shoot into a regular enemy’s face to stumble him, then use the prompt to roundhouse him. This can hit multiple enemies. Then stab him on the ground if you have time. (on gamecube holding down on both analog sticks will make you aim down with the knife faster.)

Save your flash grenades. They don’t do much on regular enemies, but kill the strong plagas that pop out of their heads instantly. You can sell other grenades though if you need space.

Always upgrade the size of your case, its key.

Don’t kill the chickens. They drop infinite eggs which can heal you or be sold. The gold eggs are worth a lot.

Don’t waste ammo on the bear traps, you can hit them with your knife.

Birds give out money almost every time. Flash grenades will kill them. also bird’s nests have small treasures.

You can shoot dynamite when a guy throws it, or wait until he lights it and shoot his leg and let him lay on the ground until it explodes. If the enemy holding dynamite is killed, the dynamite explodes immediately no matter how much fuse is left.

You can use doors as a weapon by kicking it open into enemies. Especially useful if they have shields cause it will break their shield in a few hits.

Guns:

When you upgrade ammo capacity, the ammo in the gun is automatically filled. Keep your gun empty before you upgrade for free ammo. Very nice for free magnum bullets.

Keep the first handgun (upgrade power if you want) until the merchant gives you the punisher for free. If you hit all 15 blue medallions (probably need a guide) before you get the free punisher, you can get a free power upgrade on it. Then buy the Red 9, it has the most power of any handgun.

Don’t even think about buying the TMP, just sell any ammo you find for it. it’ll make money and save space.

Don’t buy the old rifle, it takes so long to reload that it sucks completely. The semi auto rifle is super nice though. def get that.

The striker is easily the best shotgun, but you don’t get it until late. It also has a very useful glitch of making you super speed. So stick with the regular shotgun for most of the game. Upgrade the power and maybe the capacity until you can get striker.

There is a free magnum in chapter 4-1 that requires you to backtrack after you rescue Ashley in the castle, don’t miss it. That magnum is good especially after upgrading the power.

The rocket launcher can be a great boss killing tool, kind of expensive but will save you tons of ammo and health. If you find one, you can just sell it but don’t feel bad if you decide to use it on a boss.

Key situations in the game:

-In the first town, you’ll get attacked by a lot of people. Don’t pick up the shotgun until they all leave or they will send a strong chainsaw guy after you.

-After escaping from the church with Ashley the first time you meet her, go back in the front door of the church and kill the 2 archers. They give good muns.

-Defending the house with Luis is tough. Stay on the stairs and blast them as they try to get up. Be ready with those flash grenades for the enemies with plagas coming out of their heads. Eventually they try to get in the 2^nd floor, so keep pushing their ladders off.

-When you get to choose, left or right path, go right. You can outrun the gigante without killing him by sniping the chains off the door to give you a headstart. You still need to get the key from one of the huts though. You can also fight him if you want more money.

-Hit the bell, shoot the wine. You don’t have to shoot anything else. When you get stuck in the cage with the claw guy, blast the hell out of the lock on the door with the strongest gun you’ve got. Get out of that cage asap. You can skip the cutscene of the cage coming down to give you a few more seconds to escape.

-In the big hall where the archers shoot at you, snipe one then leave the room. Come back in to kill another one. Repeat as many times as you want to thin the enemies out. Make your way to the back of the room and down the steps. Guard this room for a while, cause there’s a lot of enemies. 2 enemies will drop down in the room behind you, so be ready for that. Use that door to smash the enemies with shields.

-At the part where 3 knights come out of the wall at once, use the shotgun to knock their helmets off. make sure all 3 helmets are off before using a flash grenade. You'll have to do it 2 times. Leaving Ashley outside the door makes it easier.

-When you fight the 2 gigantes in the same room, you can only insta kill one with the lava. Kill 1 and get his money. Then go out the back door and come back in. the other one’s money will be sitting on the floor.

-When fighting krauser in his final form (giant sword hand) use the knife on him. For some reason the knife power is drastically increased.

Welcome

welcome to Gfy stuff, feel free to post about whatever the eff you want.  I figure it'll probly be mostly about video games, movies, pron, UFC, hilarious stories.

Movies that have 1 great line

There are some movies that are always at the same part when you flip through and catch it on tv. They generally have 1 great line that you wait for and then turn the channel afterward.
Here's a couple I thought of:

Aliens - "They mostly come out at night, mostly."

Forest Gump - "Lieutenant Dan, Ice Cream!"

Matrix - "Dodge this."

I'm sure there's a ton more. Those are just one's that i've seen recently

COD cheatin

I think we can all agree at this point that call of duty games have some type of equalizer system for when you get too many wins in a row. Mike has complained about this forever and gerry and i got our first taste last night. when you get up around a 50 win streak, your whole team seems to lose all power. i guess its hard to complain too much when you win 10 times for every loss, but still its annoying.