Friday, December 21, 2012

FRIDAY MEME: IKEA MONKEY



About

IKEA Monkey is the nickname given to a Japanese snow macaque named Darwin that was found loose wearing a coat at a Canadian IKEA store in December of 2012.

Origin

Twitter user Bronwyn Iler Page tweeted a photograph of a Japanese snow macaque monkey wearing a shearling coat at an IKEA store in Toronto, Canada on December 9th, 2012. Within three days, the tweet received over 415 retweets and 158 favorites.
Umm saw a monkey in the #ikea parking lot.



The same day, Twitter user Lisa Lin tweeted a new photograph of the same monkey standing in front of a window at IKEA, receiving over 120 retweets and 40 favorites within the next three days.
Anyone lose their monkey at Ikea?

Spread

As the photograph of the monkey began spreading online, the @Ikea_Monkey novelty Twitter account was created, which posted tweets from the perspective of the juvenile macaque.
What's all the fuss about? #ikea

That same day, Gawker[1] published an article titled “Shearling Coat-Wearing Monkey Found Wandering Around Canadian Ikea,” which reported that the monkey was roaming the store for an hour before animal control arrived. The article was later updated to include tweets from Tom Podolec of CTV News, who reported that the six-month-old macaque would not be returned to its owners.
Owners of #IkeaMonkey came forward; charged with having a prohibited animal; $240 fine. Will not get monkey back. #Toronto #Ikea

#IkeaMonkey is a Rhesus Macaque Monkey Approx. 7 months old. In good health; stressed. Jacket is wool and said to be his favourite.
On December 10th, Redditor toucher submitted Bronwyn Page’s photograph of the monkey to the /r/WTF[6] subreddit, where it received over 18,700 up votes and 440 comments within 24 hours.



The same day, Redditor go4 submitted a post titled “IKEA Monkey Explanation” to the /r/funny[2] subreddit, which featured an I Should Buy a Boat Cat image macro with the caption “I was supposed to pick up Carl” above Lisa Lin’s photograph of the IKEA monkey (shown below). Within 24 hours, the post received over 30,400 up votes and 350 comments



















Tuesday, December 18, 2012

there goes the afternoon





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Dexter Season 4 Finale

I just finished watching Season 4 and I was pretty confused by the last episode. The timeline didn't make sense to me. So I wrote it out.

Spoilers

I could've put Deb in there as well just to show when her apartment was accessible but I didn't think it necessary. Apparently, Dexter's old apartment is really easy to break into. As was shown by Rudy in season 1, now shown by Arthur in Season 4.


Here's the timeline, with some notes. The text in script is the sketchy part that isn't shown. We are just supposed to assume the leaps made were obvious after knowing the final result.




After searching around the webs a little, some people are saying that Arthur went to Dexter's old (Deb's) apartment, the night before. I didn't think so when I watched it, but that would make a lot of sense. He would've had a lot more time to prepare. Also, he might've found the file that said who Dexter's mom was, and that would've given him the opportunity to set up the kill to reflect Dexter's past. Like I said, when I watched it, it seemed like Arthur went to Deb's in the morning, which meant he did a ton of stuff. Look at his timeline, he's doing something every second.

If Arthur goes the night before and finds Dex's address, that clears up a major problem. But some other things still bother me. Why doesn't Dexter check his phone all day? He always takes calls from Rita even if
he's in a car chase. He would want to know how the flight went and that she was ok. Since there is a serial killer that's mad at him, you think he'd want to be certain. It's possible he would've checked it so late that Rita was already dead, but it would've been before the end of the day.

Rita has to come back from the airport pretty quickly. After handing your bags in, you go through security. It wouldn't take long for her to realize she didn't have her ID. I think she would've had enough time to go home and then return to the airport and still make her flight. Her luggage would've been loaded already. If she was going home to return quickly to the airport, the taxi would've waited outside while she ran in to grab her ID. That would've made it pretty tough for Arthur. Arthur could've pretended to be Rita's husband and told the taxi to leave, however Arthur wouldn't have had the money to pay the taxi. And Rita probably wouldn't have paid him yet, because she will just pay him when they got back to the airport.

I can't even believe she went on a plane with a child that young. From the center of Miami, the Florida keys is about 3 hours. The airport is 30 mins. Try packing for an infant and fitting it on a plane. Diapers, food, carseat, bathtub, clothes, that's a lot to bring on a plane by yourself. She must breast feed and bathe him in the sink to save space.

After Arthur kills Rita he is wearing the same clothes as before. I thought this was a problem because he would've gotten some blood on him. But he usually gets naked for his kills, so that doesn't matter. However, that does add more things to his timeline. He got there before Rita in order to get undressed and he might've gotten a shower at Dexter's house afterward as well.

Lastly, how does Arthur realize that Dexter doesn't live in his old apartment? He sees some mail that has Deb's name. How does he immediately know that's not Dexter's wife? I would've been much happier with an ending where Deb died. At least the scene where he went to her apt was shown. Many of the other scenes are not shown, which makes them less believable. I felt like I was watching No Country for Old Men.

So maybe the killer wasn't Arthur.


(there's something on the wing!)

I think the real killer was...



Monday, December 10, 2012

BATMAN MOVIES

We all enjoy Batman movies and funny internet parodies and such.  I thought it might be interesting to see which ones are the best.

here is a list of the batman movies in the order of their release (i'm only putting the ones that are from our generation, there is an old adam west one that i'm not putting on)
post some comments
you can rate the movies, villians, actor playing batman, gadgets, or create another category.


Batman (1989)
michael keaton, jack nicholson
the soundtrack is good, Jack nicholson is awesome as the joker. kim basinger was pretty hot back in her day. also feat. billy dee williams as harvey dent


Batman Returns (1992)
michael keaton, christopher walken, michelle pfeifer, danny devito
all star cast, anything with christopher walken is great, danny devito bits off a guys nose


Batman Forever (1995)
val kilmer, chris o'donnel, tommy lee jones, jim carrey
this was more of a spoof of a batman movie, it did have poison ivy, but she could have been hotter


Batman & Robin (1997)
arnold schwarzenegger, george clooney, chris odonnel
arnold gets top billing, george clooney as batman?  i did have alicia silverstone as batgirl
arnold says cheesy one liners that are amazing as always.  also, bane is in it



Batman Begins (2005)
christian bale, liam neeson, morgan freeman
shows how batman becomes batman, liam neeson is awesome in everything.
batman gets trained by ninjas, kills them, then kills criminals
also i like the scarecrow




Dark Knight (2008)
christian bale, heath ledger, aaron eckhart
this movie is pretty good, explosions everywhere, batman killing folks, random quotes about fearing the night.
regarded as the best batman movie evar


Dark Knight Rises (2012)
christian bale, anne hathaway, sean connery
batman is not in most of it, when he is in it, he's getting tricked or beaten up.
cant understand what the main villain is saying most of the time
cat woman is pretty hot, acquires BATJET!

here is my quickly slapped together order of best movies

#1 Batman Begins
#2 Batman
#3 Dark Knight
#4 Batman Returns
#5 Batman forever
#6 Batman & Robin
#7 Dark Knight Rises