How Effin Stupid are you? Issue #5

Every week I’m wondering where these are gonna come from and if there’s gonna be enough. But magically, they appear.

1) Credit App Mishap

I knew this was gonna be good when their first reference was a company called “All Erection.” The second page of the application had a couple of good blunders, including misspelling of a simple word like does and a sentence that doesn’t make any sense.

2) Loosing, duh

I got an email from some guy who is claiming to sell the next big thing in pipe supports. It’s some sort of earthquake proof clamp. My boss wants to know what it’s about so I check out his website. He has this amazing page with proof of why his clamp is the jaun, except he spells “loser” wrong every time. Also, our PhD Engineer laughed at his methods of testing. Check out his page. http://nuclamp.com/Test.html

3) Special Auction

I got this email for a public auction for steel fabrication machines. Only, the subject didn’t say public.