Thursday, February 17, 2011

Things chicks have texted me (NO BS)

I want your junk in my mouth.
I want you to slap me in the face with it. (I was eating lunch at work when i got this and damn near choked to death.)
I'm addicted to your perfect penis.
I want you to bang me all night long.
I want you to pull my hair and spank my ass.
I want you to finger me and make me taste it.
I am going to ravish your balls when I see you.
Just leave it in I love it. ( Had Will after that one)


I could probably go on

3 comments:

  1. awesome, this is exactly what this blog is about

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  2. didnt have enought time to properly comment on this before.

    junk in mouth - quality
    slap in the face with it - hahahahaha

    finger and make her taste it - wtf, i thought that only happens in porn

    ravish your balls sounds scary

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