Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's Poker Face
Chuck Norris CAN BBQ under water
Bruce Lee killed himself upon knowing he would be fighting Chuck Norris in his next film
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Chuck Norris drives Optimus Prime to work.
Chuck Norris can put a silencer on a landmine
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't that stupid to attack him.
Pluto was a planet until chuck norris went there on vacation and decided that nothing smaller than his balls should be called a planet.
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