Saw transformers 3 last night, and i thought it was pretty awesome. i wont spoil the plot for anybody, but it had some funny parts as well as some real cool slow motion robot kills. the audience was clapping a few times. Optimus and bumblebee are bad ass as usual, humans are worthless and do a lot of running and hiding, and the bad guys have way better stuff.
i've also figured out what makes you a decepticon. when you are created/born and you can fly, you are decepticon
****Edit Gerry
This is the only reason I'm planning on seeing it.
How many times does Shia LaBeouf say "No" in Transformers 3?
ReplyDeletei lost count, probably a lot, he's a fucking artist the way he says it though.
ReplyDeleteEven Megatron....a gun could fly in the cartoon. It was a big deal when they got a plane on the autobots side.
ReplyDeleteKey Points with no spoilers.....
Gravity only matters some times.
The same gun can either be really strong and accurate or a joke and inaccurate.
Chicago is worthless. If robots took it over, we would just take off and nuke it from space.
Human arms are impossible to tear off.
Internal injuries sustained from impacts with hard objects don't exist.
the guns are consistent though, its not that sometimes they are inaccurate, its just they have terrible range. if you are more than 10 ft away it just bounces off the armor, however if you get up close, instant kill.
ReplyDeleteIn several shots you see shell casings hitting the ground. Energy bullets? You would think the range on those would be great.
ReplyDeleteIf an ax and a sword were such great weapons, you would think we would still send our guys into battle with them.