Funny Game Questions

I like to read through questions that people ask about games just to see what other players have trouble with. Some of them are so funny that they're worth sharing. I'll put my comments below the question.

Resident Evil
Does anyone know how a huge snake got into the mansion?

First of all, that's what she said. Second, Resident Evil isn't a detective game. Your job isn't to figure out whether the snake was breaking and entering. Your job is to survive.

Resident Evil 4
How to get passed the second balder near swamp?

Think you mean "past" and "boulder". Getting past the boulder is a very simple quicktime event where you follow the buttons displayed on the screen. You press "A" repeatedly, then press "L&R" when prompted. It shows it right on the screen what to do.

Fallout: New Vegas
Hey I need help boomer people gang keep killing me how to pass and take out their place for vengence for killing my dog?

I don't even know what this question means. They wouldn't kill your dog unless provoked. the boomers are supposed to get on your team. Still, if you were leveled up and not retarded you could probably wipe them out. Something tells me this kid wouldn't be able to wipe them out though.

Borderlands
I think i sold my first sdu?

The SDU gives you extra slots in your inventory, you can't sell it. Also this isn't even a question.