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Monday, July 1, 2013

Appropriate Sponsors



Professional athletes and celebrities will take sponsorship from anybody, whether they intend to use the product or not. I’ve taken some people and shown what it would look like if they were sponsored by products they actually use.

Wanderlei silva
Sponsor: Scuba mask


This pic isn’t even edited, he really wears it just like this. Any generic scuba mask will work, he doesn't even care if it's watertight.


Roy "BK" Nelson  
Sponsor: Burger King

 

This one’s just obvious. There’s no TRT in these burgers.


Plaxico Burress
Sponsor: Glock

 

Side note: He actually had a concealed carry permit from Florida at one point, which is crazy to think that he had no idea how to actually concealed carry.  It’s popular belief that he was wearing sweatpants, but he was actually wearing jeans. Designer jeans, with a Glock tucked into the waistband.


Jon "Bones" Jones
Sponsor: Ace Rent a Car


He’s gonna need some way to get around after he ran into the only roadblock in his career so far. Winner, by TKO..... Telephone Pole!


Quentin "Rampage" Jackson
Sponsor: All State with Accident Forgiveness

 

Did you accidentally evade police while performing multiple hit and runs in a giant truck with your face painted on the side? If you did, then you need accident forgiveness, only from All State.


Tiger Woods  
Sponsor: Match.com

 

He’s already got a profile on there as you can see. Hobbies include hitting from the rough, sexting, and driving golf carts.


Bill Gates  
Sponsor: Supercuts

 

Seriously, he is always near the top of the richest men in the world, and he just don’t care that his hair is a mess.


John Williams  
Sponsor: Howard Leight Ear Muffs

 

The music he is creating in his mind right now is more important than anything you will ever say. If you interrupt him we’ll have to finish the movie with Danny Elfman.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

MMA Discussion - MMA + BeautifulPeople.com = Awesomeness

Today at work I decided to check the MMA forums for any news regarding Shane Carwin's retirement and stumbled upon a troll thread.  Apparently these guys were posting pictures of MMA fighters on a website called "Beautiful People" where other members need to vote you in so you can join the site.  After that I guess you use it to try to bang chicks or something.  These were a few of the gems that I found.

"Vaseline"
"Going to church" LOL

Damn right Sexyama should be voted in.
I'm pretty sure this is really Chael's profile.

"Interested in Anderson Silva money, Urine"



 Apparently the women of Beautiful People didn't seem to love them some Wandy.





You know who the ladies did love?








 Non MMA related but I found this hilarious.







Thursday, January 31, 2013

MMA Discussion - Aldo vs Edgar








This weekend.  Aldo vs Edgar, Ubereem vs Squatch, & Rashad vs Little Nog.  Should be pretty good.

Main Event - Aldo vs Edgar.  Should be a great fight & Aldo's never faced a fighter like Edgar before.  It probably will go 5 rounds and be a split decision.  It might be a draw, I'm not really sure.  I never do well on Edgar fights.  He'll probably win the 1st two rounds and then get upkicked and lose the 3rd & 4th.  Typical Edgar.

The Reem vs Bigfoot Silva

Overeem by whatever he wants. He'll cut Silva open early and they'll stop the fight.  I mean look @ him.  I don't care what any of you say.  He's a genetic freak & he's never taken any steroids in his life.   

Rashad vs Lil Nog.  Who cares.  Rashad by Decision.

Fitch vs Maia