Professional athletes and celebrities will take sponsorship from anybody,
whether they intend to use the product or not. I’ve taken some people and
shown what it would look like if they were sponsored by products they actually
use.
Wanderlei silva
Sponsor: Scuba mask
This pic isn’t even edited, he really wears it just like this. Any generic scuba mask will work, he doesn't even care if it's watertight.
Roy "BK" Nelson
Sponsor: Burger King
This one’s just obvious. There’s no TRT in these burgers.
Plaxico Burress
Sponsor: Glock
Side note: He actually had a concealed carry permit from Florida at one point,
which is crazy to think that he had no idea how to actually concealed
carry. It’s popular belief that he was
wearing sweatpants, but he was actually wearing jeans. Designer jeans, with a Glock tucked into the waistband.
Jon "Bones" Jones
Sponsor: Ace Rent a Car
He’s gonna need some way to get around after he ran into the only roadblock in his career so far. Winner, by TKO..... Telephone Pole!
Quentin "Rampage" Jackson
Sponsor: All State with Accident Forgiveness
Did you accidentally evade police while performing multiple hit and runs in a giant truck with your face painted on the side? If you did, then you need accident forgiveness, only from All State.
Tiger Woods
Sponsor: Match.com
He’s already got a profile on there as you can see. Hobbies include hitting from the rough, sexting, and driving golf carts.
Bill Gates
Sponsor: Supercuts
Seriously, he is always near the top of the richest men in the world, and he just
don’t care that his hair is a mess.
John Williams
Sponsor: Howard Leight Ear Muffs
The music he is creating in his mind right now is more important than anything
you will ever say. If you interrupt him we’ll have to finish the movie with
Danny Elfman.
i lol'd pretty hard on this. but then i had to suck it in cuz i dont want people at work knowing i'm doing something fun.
ReplyDeleteteh writeup on rampage is amazing, "even if chuck wooped your ass" had to do the fake cough to cover up the laugh.
i like how tiger's head is a just a little too big for his match.com pic, he probably paid extra for that.
john williams, cant even say enough good things about him. hopefully he continues making movie scores forever
These are great.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget that Rampage had "Toyo Tires" as a sponsor when he ran people over with his giant truck. He evaded cops for 5 mins on two flat toyos. That's good advertising to the right group.