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Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Movie Villains

I thought it was unusual for Patrick Dempsey to be the Villain in Transformers 3. Which made me realize that some actors never take a role out of their comfort zone. They are always the good guy or love interest in any of their movies. I started to make a list of actors that are always the good guy, or actors that have 1 movie that they are the bad guy in. And i'm talking about guys that have been in a lot of movies. Obviously my list won't be complete or accurate, so you guys (Gerry) can tell me what movie I'm missing.

Only a bad guy in 1 movie:
Jet Li - Lethal Weapon 4
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Terminator
Sean Connery - Entrapment
Robin Williams - 1 hour photo

Actors I couldn't think of an evil role for:
Mel Gibson
Tom Hanks
Jackie Chan
Sylvester Stallone (probably wrong on this one)
Harrison Ford

Actors who are always the villain:
Cari Hiroyuki Tagawa (you know him as Shang Tsung)
Malcolm McDowell

So these actors never try a new role, but maybe that's a good thing. Some of them would be terrible if they changed, so the real question is:
Who would be the worst bad guy of all time?

Here are my top 2 candidates.


Tom Hanks
He's the ultimate nice guy. Take his first initial and his last name and you've got "THanks". He's that polite. He's in romantic comedies, he can play a semi retarded man, or a goofy kid in a grown up's body. He can do it all, but could he make you hate him. I doubt it.

Jackie Chan
Look at that smile. He was in a movie called "Mr. Nice Guy". He fights for kid's wheelchair cushions. When he gets access to a ton of money, he donates it to save the children fund. He even tried to save Jennifer love Hewitt's movie career. When he accidentally hurts one of the bad guy's during a stunt, he rushes to his side to make sure he's ok. He can barely stay in character as the good guy, you think he could do it as a bad guy?

Honorable mention:
Will Ferrell

He would make a terrible bad guy. It's hard to take him seriously. Although he was kind of a bad guy in Austin Powers and he hasn't been in enough movies to qualify for this list.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

hump day



i consider posting a link to Hump Day every week, its one of my favorite weeklys posts that thechive does. I know gerry would like it being that he likes 'dat ass'

http://thechive.com/category/girls/hump-day-girls/




sarah's cousint, this was his fb profile pic for a while