arnold

i think everybody probably heard that arnold had a love child on the side and is now getting divorced, when I heard this, so many things were going through my head and i wanted to start writing them down. this has to be the greatest day ever for people that write headlines.
heres what i mean

Arnold is getting divorced, i guess its Judgement Day

his wife said she didnt know about his affair, i guess he was telling her some True Lies

I hear he calls his kid Junior

At least he didnt have Twins

when they asked him the details of the affair he said he couldnt Totally Recall what happened

I'm guessing his wife will get everything in the divorce, including his clothes, his boots, and his motorcycle

when his wife found out she freaked out and he told her to "chill out" (mr freeze reference, anybody?)