Showing posts with label bj's. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bj's. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Weird looking girls who became good looking over time.......

Alien Girl from high school friend requested me today.  Saying to myself "Alien Girl, Alien Girl" I accepted it and started going through her pictures.  After looking @ over 100 pictures I realized that I was still looking @ Alien Girl's picture's.........it then hit me.  She became a good looking girl.  She went from  E.T. to Anna Faris in 12 years (well not exactly).

"Elliot"

"Do me Zain"

I thought to myself that this girl wanted me from 1999-2001.  I remember seeing her again in 2007 and she gave me her phone number and I put it in my phone as "Alien Girl".  I figured if she was checking out my sugar lumps that I should @ least put her in the running for a title shot.  Now looking through her pics I said to myself "I regret not hitting that".  When you go from a 3 to a 7.25 in a few years, it makes a huge difference.

But in the end, I don't regret not hitting that.  Alien Girl will always be Alien Girl to me.  She will always be the weird, awkward, & maybe gave me a BJ in the back of the Jetta in 2007 girl from Sterling that we all used to joke around with.

This is for you Alien Girl.....The one who got away.








Friday, March 16, 2012

steak and a BJ day, how did I miss this?



Basically, valentines day is for women, that is a fact.  there has been an attempt to make a day for men one month after valentines day. i think we need to support this.
This is from wikipedia, so you know its true. 

Steak & Blow Job Day or Steak & BJ Day is a holiday celebrated one month after Valentine's Day on March 14
Some say it was invented by the Romans in 269AD, and institutionalized through St Valentine’s cousin, Claudius Fellatio. Others suggest that when World War II ended in 1945, president Harry S. Truman had the FBI covertly spread the word to act as a “welcome home” for the troops. All we really know, is that it’s pretty damn awesome.[2]
Steak and Blow Job Day was founded because Valentine's Day is a made up holiday for women and vegetarians; so it is only fair that there is an equivalent holiday for normal people[3]