I hope you like Puns

I have a large collection of music at work. One of my coworkers has requested access to it and has added music to it as well. Sometimes I rename all her folders to humorous names resembling the originals. 

I generally rename them all even if i'm just changing Fiona Apple to Fiona Crapple, but some of them are a little more clever.

 

Here are some of my favorites

Original Name	New Name
Alanis Morissette Discography	Atlantis Morissette Discovery
Backstreet Boys – Greatest Hits	Brownsheet Boys – Greatest skids
Chicago – Greatest Hits	Chicago Cutlery – Greatest Slits
Def Leppard – Greatest Hits	Def Sheppard – Garrus Hits
Flight of the Conchords	Flight of the Conchord Grape you in the mouth
George Thorogood & the destroyers – greatest hits	George Thorogood & the toilet destroyers – greatest shits
Girl Talk – Night ripper	Girl stalk – night stripper
James Taylor – greatest hits	James Tailor – greatest knits
Katy Perry – Teenage Dream	Katy Pervy – Teenage Wet Dream
Beach Boys – greatest hits	Peach Boys – greatest pits
Celine Dion – greatest hits	Sealion Dion – greatest fish

Ace Power

From Korea, for those who like to ride the horse in front of TV and in home comfort of their own space. For all family member, this home mechanical equestrian system will meet for all the family need. It help device to fitness you up! And reach the health goal! Live longer for now! Be your Ace Power!!
 

friday meme: skyrim

About

“I Took an Arrow in the Knee” is a catchphrase from the role-playing video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim which inspired the snowclone phrasal template “I used to X, then I took an arrow to the knee.”

Origin

In The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, the town guard non-player characters (NPCs) have several stock lines they will repeat when the player walks near them, including a bewildered statement about “curved swords”, a patronizing statement about “sweetroll” theft, and the melancholy confession “I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.” The restating of such a specific story over and over again by so many different guards caused it to be noticed by players, who then proceeded to post about it in gaming forums and image boards. Along with the game itself, the video below helps give the idea that almost every guard in Skyrim became a guard due to the life altering results of receiving an arrow to the knee.