YEAR
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ACTOR
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TITLE
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| 1943 |
Lewis Wilson |
Batman |
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Nice try Lao Che
Batman fights Japanese terrorists. Makes sense since it’s just after Pearl Harbor. They didn’t have the budget for a bat mobile, so Batman is
chauffeured by Alfred just like when he is Bruce Wayne. And you thought
Superman had a lame disguise.
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| 1966 |
Adam West |
Batman (the movie) |
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Apparently Batman doesn't believe in cruelty to animals.
They would actually tilt the camera when filming the bad guy’s base so it would appear crooked.
The movie was popular enough to get it's own tv show from 1966-1968

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| 1989 |
Michael Keaton |
Batman |
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Directed and Produced by Tim Burton
Warners brothers received over 50,000 protest letters about the casting of Keaton as Batman, and only 1 letter agreeing with the casting. That letter, was from me.
Michael Keaton is already a master of unconventional weaponry.
The list of actors considered for the role of Bruce Wayne/Batman is ridiculous. I’m gonna separate it into 2 lists; Possible good batmans and possible joke Batmans.
Possible Good Batmans: Kevin Costner, Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford (would’ve been a badass batman), Robert Downey Jr., Charlie Sheen (would’ve been a pretty good Bruce Wayne at least), Kurt Russell, Bruce Willis, Pierce Brosnan.
Possible Joke Batmans: Alec Baldwin, Emilio Estevez (seriously?), Michael J. Fox (he would always be driving the batmobile at 88mph), Arnold (he was considered for every movie during this time period), Tom Hanks, Kevin Spacey, and last but certainly not least, Bill F’n Murray (just imagine how awesome this movie would be).
The list of considerations for Vicki Vale is twice as long, but I’m just gonna tell you a few that I find interesting: Carrie Fisher, Sarah Jessica Parker (neigh), Julia Louis Dreyfus, Jane Seymour (would’ve liked to see that, since even today she is still kinda hot).
Did you know Harvey Dent was in this movie? That’s right, he’s the only black guy in Batman also.
yep, Lando. Deal keeps getting worse all the time.
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| 1992 |
Michael Keaton |
Batman Returns |
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Directed and Produced by Tim Burton. Widely regarded as the best batman movie ever made because Christopher Walken was in it. The Producer, Tim Burton actually didn’t like Walken because he said, “That man scares the hell out of me.”
 Tim Burton
Marlon Wayans was cast as Robin, but the role was changed at the last minute. This sounds like a joke, but is not.
The Actor and Actress who play Penguin’s parents are the actors who played PeeWee and Simone from PeeWee’s Big Adventure. Yeah, you read that right.
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| 1995 |
Val Kilmer |
Batman Forever |
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Same producer (Tim Burton), new Director (Joel Schumacher)
Christian Bale auditioned for Robin, but obviously didn’t get it. Probably because he used his gruff batman voice. This would be the only time Kilmer plays Batman because he had such high demands after this movie.
Batman forever was a decent movie, it was even nominated for a couple Oscars, but I don’t think anyone’s gonna be calling it their favorite Batman movie.
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| 1997 |
George Clooney |
Batman and Robin |
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New producer (don’t even worry about his name) same director (Joel Shumacher)
Widely regarded as the worst batman movie ever made. Batman from this movie could compete with Daredevil in terms of assness.
One of 3 films that feature Arnold and Jesse Ventura (Predator, Running Man)
Hulk Hogan and Sylvestor Stallone were considered for the role of Mr. Freeze.
At the auction, Batman pulls out his credit card. Its "good until" date reads FOREVER.

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“How could they make Batman suck so bad? They need to start over from the beginning and make Batman awesome again.”
- Everyone
Well, Christopher Nolan heard your complaints.
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| 2005 |
Christian Bale |
Batman Begins |
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Christopher Nolan as Producer
David Boreaneanaz was the first choice for Batman. Keanu Reeves (whoa) and Ashton Kutcher were interested before Christian Bale was cast.
Ewan McGregor (maybe he means old Ben Kenobi) and Marilyn Manson were considered for scarecrow.
Christian Bale weighed 120 pounds after filming his last movie (the machinist) where he played an anorexic character. He gained 100 pounds in 6 months to play Batman. He usually walks around at 185.
Christian Bale lost his voice multiple times from doing his Batman voice.
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| 2008 |
Christian Bale |
Dark Knight |
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Christopher Nolan as Producer again.
As I mentioned in my last post, as the list of reboots gets longer, the title of a superhero movie changes to other references to the main character.
Many people thought that having the Joker as a villain would be a mistake because it would be hard to outdo Jack Nicholson’s performance. Many people were wrong. Heath Ledger was Nolan’s only choice for the Joker. Nolan said Ledger was perfect “because he’s fearless.” The first scene that Ledger had with Michael Caine (Alfred), Ledger scared him so bad that he forgot his lines.
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| 2012 |
Christian Bale |
Dark Knight Rises |
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Chris Nolan has achieved something special: directed 3 movies in a row with the same lead actor. The CEO of the film’s production company is part owner of the Pittsburgh Steelers, which is why scenes are filmed at Heinz stadium and feature several Steelers players.
Dark Knight Rises has a lot of the same actors which is rare for 3 movies: Christian Bale, Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, Cillian Murphy, Gary Oldman.
In this film and also in Inception: Tom Hardy, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Michael Caine, Marion Cotillard, and Cillian Murphy.
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michael keaton is a good batman, however i would have been interested to see a harrison ford batman movie. although i'm sure they didnt pick him because he always uses guns. Bruce willis would have been badass as well, he would just shoot all the bad guys and then hang one of them off a building and write "ho ho ho now i'm the batman". val kilmer had the best costume though, nipples on the batsuit = genius. pierce brosnan as batman? batman doesnt have a british accent, he would have made you fear the night and then offered you tea and biscuits
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ReplyDeleteI don't know that we will find a movie that has been redone more that robin hood movies.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_and_television_series_featuring_Robin_Hood
wow, I didn't even have Robin Hood on the list. I was thinking Spider Man had the most. I was gonna do that next.
ReplyDeleteBatman Forever was the worst movie by far. Here's my take. Lots of people hate on Batman and Robin but that movie was never supposed to be a serious batman movie. It was a comedy...and it pulled it off. The main bad guy is fucking arnold dressed as a giant arctic robot. George Clooney, arnold, O'Donnel, Therman, Silverstone......really, does that sound like an allstar cast out to make a dark epic about the dark knight? If you went to see this movie and expected a real batman flick, especially after Batman Forever, you should just go ahead and pour yourself a cold glass of bleach.
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